South Africa

I'm from S.A. and i would really like to say a few things!

• We dont have Elephants, Lions or anything actualy (besides the few morons here and there) running around freely
• We have water that comes from a tap
• And the crime isn't that bad... Well its not much worse than in any other country
• AND WE ARNT ALL BLACK!

So if an Amarican asks: "Why arnt you black?"
I wont fight... Just answer with a simple "Why arnt you fat?"

If a Canadian asks the same question (or anything simmiler)
answer "Why arnt you dumb?"

If a Chinese asks
answer with "Why arnt you short?"

STEREOTYPING IS NOT COOL PEOPLE

Back to South Africa!
(only realy smart people and south africans wil get this part)

-We are the rainbow nation! and no.... That does not mean that we are gay (x,x)

-I love my country! We can Talk about Racism without killing each other (okay maybe not)

-We have an awesom Prez! I mean he is just so cool! He gives criminals second chances and a few million rand... He has a grade 8 certificate. Oh and dont forget the fact that he found the cure for aids!

Okay lets get serious now i dont want to cause shit for myself!

!SOUTH AFRICA IS AWESOME!